Chuck Norris is a demi-god

So the other day we had friends over and, as it often does, Chuck Norris comes up in conversation. Not only did Chuck Norris come up in conversation, he round-housed the conversation. For hours we listened as we passed around the computer and read Chuck Norris Fun Facts off of the internet. Here are just a few of our favorites:

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
* Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - - twice.
* Did you know Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder?
* There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.
* When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.
* A Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
* Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
*Did you know Chuck Norris invented the C-Section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb?
*Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
*Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sex, and football-- in that order.


And Tagg's personal favorite,
* Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Afterwards we played Guitar Hero. Jennica became the "Little Emo Girl" while Hali said she would rather play the keyboard in our new band. We all took turns like good boys and girls...

... until David and Jennica took over, then we watched them play because they wouldn't take turns.


They played while we played Nerts til about 1 a.m. then we taught them how to play Egyptian Rat Screw, which proved to be a bad mistake cause we tend to get really excited and yell... which frightens the children downstairs.