Monday, April 07, 2008

What the...? I feel like I'm taking Crazy Pills!

Katie & I are just wondering... what is going on with this world? Recent events have made us come to the conclusion that the apocalypse is nye(?) and we hesitate to bring a child into this world that is on the brink of doom. Consider, if you will, these few examples:

#1: The Return of New Kids on the Block, or NKOTB, if you will ("I WILL").
Why, for the love of all thats holy, are they having a reunion? They're not even "kids" anymore, they should be called "Mid-Life Crisis Men Close to Foreclosure" or MLCMCTF, if you will. Ridiculous, I'm only buying their first new album, BUT NOTHING MORE!!!

#2 90210 Returns: Again, What? Why? The writer went from "Veronica Mars" to this??? How is this different from the other crap on TV now? I had to live through the 90210 years once and I don't want my kids to have to live through it too. Bring back a good, quality show like Bionic Woma... Or Knight Ride... Dragnet... American Gladi...Star Tre...



#3 Kathy Lee Gifford; The Devil Herself. Coming back for the Today show. Really. Do we need anymore proof the end of the world is coming?



These are scary times my friends... be vigilant.

7 comments:

Carley said...

Seriously, I agree. What is this world coming to? Food must be getting seriously expensive if hollywood is getting this desperate to pay for their groceries...

the Dewey's said...

Oh no you didn't just diss the NKOTB...... the 11 year old inside of me is screaming at you to leave Jordan alone!
P.S. I agree with the rest of the stuff! Hence why we have a 2 1/2 year old and no other children in sight ;)

the Dewey's said...

Oh no you didn't just diss the NKOTB...... the 11 year old inside of me is screaming at you to leave Jordan alone!
P.S. I agree with the rest of the stuff! Hence why we have a 2 1/2 year old and no other children in sight ;)

Trav, Crystal, and Carson said...

Ahh. I am way more scard of the freak shows hanging out at walmart than these folks! Hurry and get on that baby thing, our kids are going to need some friends to watch 90210 with!

David & Erin said...

Too true my friend...too true.

T&H&baby said...

Tagg, Tagg, Tagg...RECESSION! Do you think the concert tickets, nightgowns, oversized pins, action figures and trading cards I bought back in 1990 can carry NKOTB through these tough times? Do you know how many bones it takes Jordan to fill up his Volkswagon Convertible Bug?

I-G-N-O-R-A-N-T...

The Archi's said...

Tagg, I have three things to say!
1) Your blog is freakin hilarious. I definitely LOLed :)
2) Check out our blog, I finally updated, you will like the pics :)
3) I suck at scramble! Thanks for allowing me a glimpse of what it would feel like if I attempted to go on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader!" I would totally flunk out of school...sad!